Could've Been Professional But I Hurt My Knee Candle
A phrase uttered by every boy ever. We might actually just bulk ship these to Essex.
Hand poured soy and coconut wax candle. Clean burning. Vegan. Cruelty free.
All candles are available in the following scents: Fresh Linen, Lime Basil & Mandarin, Black Pomegranate.
Made in Great Britain.
Delivery & Returns are free for all orders in the UK
For Bazaar made to order products: once your order has been placed and arrives into our warehouse, our team will get in touch to arrange a delivery date with our complimentary white glove delivery service.
Orders for smaller items from our featured brands may be shipped direct to you via courier. We will provide you with further information after we process your order.
For antiques orders - once purchase has been made we will contact you to organise the earliest convenient delivery slot.
If you have an international shipping requirement, please contact our team at firstname.lastname@example.org and we will endeavour to fulfil all orders and may be able to deliver to your destination.
Candlols was born out of the third, and arguably the bleakest of all lockdowns. Amid wide-spread anxiety, they saw an opportunity – to make people laugh. Not just any laugh. The sort of cackling laugh that makes it hard for people to take you to nice places. Their candles are hand-poured in the United Kingdom under very humane conditions. They use a sustainably-sourced vegetable and mineral-blend wax, which is free from animal products – they asked all of the animals whether they wanted to be included and it was a general flat ‘no’.
Candlols run a vegan and planet-friendly product line, which is a good thing too because they really are downright rude.