Real G's Move In Silence Like Lasagne Candle
Be such a silent baller that HMRC can't hear you. *This is not financial advice* LOL.
Hand poured soy and coconut wax candle. Clean burning. Vegan. Cruelty free.
All candles are available in the following scents: Fresh Linen, Lime Basil & Mandarin, Black Pomegranate.
Made in Great Britain.
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Candlols was born out of the third, and arguably the bleakest of all lockdowns. Amid wide-spread anxiety, they saw an opportunity – to make people laugh. Not just any laugh. The sort of cackling laugh that makes it hard for people to take you to nice places. Their candles are hand-poured in the United Kingdom under very humane conditions. They use a sustainably-sourced vegetable and mineral-blend wax, which is free from animal products – they asked all of the animals whether they wanted to be included and it was a general flat ‘no’.
Candlols run a vegan and planet-friendly product line, which is a good thing too because they really are downright rude.